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QY ARCADE / EXPERIMENT 0024 SHIFTS · 19 ENEMIES · 5 BOSS PHASES

EVE VS.
MONDAY.

One AI. Two airborne assistants. Nineteen original office monsters, a Micromanager mid-boss and five MONDAY phases and a build you create along the way. Defeat office nonsense, charge your upgrade meter, then chase down rare glowing stars before they disappear. Build a team powerful enough to face MONDAY.

✳EVEYOU / INBOX DEFENCE
ᵔᴥᵔSAKEFLYING DOG / AUTO-BARK
ᓚᘏᗢLUNAFLYING CAT / AUTO-GUARD
EVE.EXE / INBOX_INFERNO / A VERY SERIOUS WORK SIMULATOR
INBOX SCORE000000
EVE'S PATIENCE♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥
TIME LEFT330.0
SAKE'S BARKREADY
LV 1NEXT DROP IN 36S0 / 75 XP
START YOUR BUILD · UPGRADE STARS APPEAR IN THE ARENA
AUTOMATIC COMPANIONS · COLLECT A GLOWING UPGRADE STAR BEFORE IT EXPIRES
BULLET RULES● BLUE: STOP MOVING◆ ORANGE: KEEP MOVING▤ PAPER: FIND THE GAP
EVE / COMMSInbox defence standing by. Good luck out there.
NEW MESSAGE · HIGH PRIORITY

YOUR INBOX
HAS ATTACKED.

Survive four office shifts and five MONDAY boss phases. Sake automatically clears dangerous bullets; Luna automatically blocks hits and casts protective wards. BLUE shots pass safely when you stop; ORANGE shots pass safely when you move. Defeat enemies to charge the XP meter. When a glowing upgrade star appears, fly into it before it disappears! Only collecting it pauses combat for your choice. Missed stars are lost until the next chance. Unlock Tiano, Peanut and powerful upgrade combinations.

STANDARD: the complete 330-second office survival campaign.PHONE: DRAG TO DODGE · COMPANIONS ACT AUTOMATICALLY · LEVEL-UPS PAUSE COMBAT
STANDBY · INBOX MOSTLY UNDER CONTROLMORNING CHAOS
THIS SESSION'S BEST000000
SAKE BARK READYLUNA AUTO-GUARD READY

EARN XP TO CHARGE THE METER. THEN CATCH THE GLOWING UPGRADE STAR BEFORE IT EXPIRES. PET ABILITIES TRIGGER AUTOMATICALLY.

ENEMY FIELD GUIDE / READ THIS BEFORE THEY READ YOUR EMAILTHEY ALL MOVE AND ATTACK DIFFERENTLY
◷ MEETINGSlow turret with spreading invitations
↩ FOLLOW-UPTracks EVE and fires aimed reminders
☎ QUICK CALLSweeps sideways and shoots fast
⌛ DELAYHeavy tank with a wall of bullets
◎ CIRCLE BACKOrbits and throws spiral patterns
✉ REPLY ALLMoves across the screen and fires rings
▲ ESCALATIONArmoured elite with a wide fan attack
▦ SPREADSHEETTurns grid cells into projectile grids
▤ PAPER JAMPaper wall: find the clear gap
⌖ MICROMANAGERAims at your old position: move away
◉ THE MICROMANAGERMid-boss at 14:00. KPI volleys, paper audits and Teams calls. Defeat for recovery
● BLUE SCREENBlue bullets: stand still when they touch you
◆ ACTION REQUIREDOrange bullets: keep moving when they touch you
↖ MOUSE CLICKGiant cursor charges, then dives at the spot you occupied
☎ TEAMS CALLMissiles curve toward EVE. Keep changing direction
⌁ ATTACHMENTSentient paperclips weave along a curved trajectory
× POP-UPA haunted pop-up splits into smaller projectiles
OPTIONAL GUEST REINFORCEMENTS · UNLOCK DURING LEVEL-UPS
♛ TIANO / ROYAL ZOOMIES Italian greyhound, male princess, blanket mandatory. Extremely fast when properly tucked in.✿ PEANUT / EMERGENCY SNORT A delightfully chaotic pug in a dress. Zero strategy. One surprisingly heroic snort.
THE PERSONNEL FILE / OPTIONAL PROGRESS

Office accolades.

Discover combinations, collect ridiculous accolades and track your best runs. Saving is optional, on this device only.

★ THE EVOLUTION RECIPE BOOKVIEW ALL FIVE COMBINATIONS ↘
✦ FIREWALL PROTOCOLLuna: Guardian + Coffee BreakLuna periodically blankets EVE in a defensive pulse
✉ REPLY-ALL APOCALYPSEInbox Cannon + Paper TrailEVE fires more messages with stronger damage
☕ BARK & BREWSake: Good Girl + Coffee BreakHer bark leaves the rest of the bullets sluggish
♛ ROYAL CORRESPONDENCETiano: Royal Zoomies + Paper TrailThe blanket-wrapped prince runs extra-fast laps
✿ PUG PROTECTION PROGRAMPeanut: Emergency Snort + Luna: GuardianA deluxe pug-and-cat safety bubble

Take one rank in each ingredient, then collect another glowing star and select the evolution.

Achievement cabinet

0 / 8 BADGES UNLOCKED
✉ FIRST DAYFinish any run
◉ AUDIT SURVIVORDefeat the Micromanager
◷ CALENDAR CANCELLEDDefeat MONDAY
♛ ROYAL MESSENGERRecruit Tiano
✿ PUG FASHION ICONRecruit Peanut
★ CORPORATE SYNERGYEvolve any combo
✦ STAR COLLECTORCollect three upgrade stars in a run
◇ UNTOUCHABLEDefeat MONDAY without losing patience
BEST · STANDARD 0 · TRAINING 0 · BOSS RUSH 0

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NINETEEN ENEMIES. A MICROMANAGER MID-BOSS. FIVE MONDAY PHASES.

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